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Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ...

Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagut. Bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa probrem ?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tatak bagut...
manyak cinang semputloh ..
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa celita... saya suda lama potong.
tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap maen woo..
lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .. saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jgn maen2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau...
Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka..
molo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..
Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........

Pic of the day

Football Kitten

The Moon In The Morning

Zzt Zzzzt Zzzt

*** yawning ***

Oh Gosh...I really don't know what to blog about nowadays... I got so wrapped up with this thingy called W.O.R.K.



The stress and all tension will be out soon...and it will be a ONE whole day stress.

*crack my head*

I saw this while browsing thru the web...A stress reduction kit!! Good one eh!!

Kah! Kah! Kah!~~~~ Does it work for you guys??? Then, repeat step 2... LOL!!!!

*don't stress, don't stress, don't stress....just tell him to the left, left, left*

Picture of the day

Isn't this cat cute??? >_<

H.E.L.P!

I think I need a new HOBBY!....

Can anybody out there help me, I'm desperate in need of a new hobby!!! x_x"""