Monday, June 30, 2008
Fun Things To Do When Bored At Work
Friday, June 27, 2008
Is this IQ or stupid director?
Young and pretty lady wishes to marry a rich guy. Fantastic reply from a financial person
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm
very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k
annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary
of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is
not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual
salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry
rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual
income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to
move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden
(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and
addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few
girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to
marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls
out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze
your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than
$500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm
not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry
you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside,
what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A
provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However,
there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not
be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from
year to year, but you can't be prettier
year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an
appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal
depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset,
your value will be much worried 10 years later
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating
with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will
sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term ? same goes with
the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order
to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be
sold or "leased". Anyone with over
$500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not
marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a
rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person
with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do
contact me
signed, J.P. Morgan
True isn't it....what do you think?
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Watched It!
The ending of the story was funny too on where Sloan said "What the f**k??"...hahahahaaaaaa... Oh well, i better don't tell you guys the whole story here...LOL! I give 4 stars out of 5 for this movie...(round of applause...clap clap clap)
Next step : Gonna watch Sex & The City, soon in the cinema although i'm not a big fan of the drama... :)
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
30 Things Everyone Should Know How To Do Before Turning 30
In 3 years time, i will become 30...so i stumbled upon this thing about 30 things everyone should know how to do before turning 30.
This 'know how' provides idiot-proof instructions for mastering these and other essential, face-saving, and possibly life-saving skills.
You will learn how to...
1.. wrap a present
2. start a successful fire in a fireplace, at a campsite, and in a barbecue
3. finish a piece of furniture
4. get a raise
5. order wine at a restaurant without getting stiffed
6. parallel park in three breathtakingly beautiful movements
7. dance a “slow dance” without looking like an idiot
8. use a full place setting properly, including chopsticks and Asian soup spoons
9. clean your place in under 45 minutes, when friends, relatives, or prospective lovers are coming by unexpectedly, and soon
10. hold your liquor
11. cure a hangover
12. do the Heimlich Maneuver
13. use a compass
14. change a flat
15. jump start a car
16. open a champagne bottle
17. send a drink to someone’s table
18. cook one “signature meal”
19. whistle with your fingers
20. take good pictures
21. fold a fitted sheet
22. remove common stains
23. sew a button
24. carve turkey, lasagna, and birthday cake
25. hold a baby
26. change a diaper
27. keep a plant alive for more than a year
28. make dogs and cats love you
29. help someone (an older or ill person, a woman you’re trying to impress, your mother) out of a car
30. write superior thank you notes
Hehehehe….i think I did most of it already…so, what about you boys and girls out there who are going to be 30 soon???...Heck, we still got time!!!
Woot!!! Woot!!!
Travel To Seven Continent Tag
Rules :
1. Start Copy from "Begin Copy" until "End Copy".
2. Put your blog's name and url write in which continent you live, add the country you live in. Example : Life, Here & There (Malaysia)
3. Leave your url post in here and I'll add you to the Master List.
4. Please help spread this tag by tagging your friends as much as you can.
5. Don't play unfair! If you have more than 1 blog, you can participate all your blogs for this tag. BUT you will have to post this tag to all your blogs as well. So, please. Don't cheat!
6. Please come back again to copy the update of the master list, often. This process will help new participants to get the same gains as the first participants.
7. Don't forget to use the banner at your post, you can save as or you can just copy the code in here.
Master List :
A. Asia : 1. Moms... Check Nyo (Philippines) 2. Hailey's Beats and Bits (Philippines) 3. allinkorea (Korea) 4. kimchiland (Korea) 5. idealpinkrose (Korea) 6. korean food (Korea) 7. Life, Here & There (Malaysia) 8. your turn
B. Australia : 1. your turn
C. Afrika : 1. your turn
D. North Amerika : 1. your turn
E. South Amerika : 1. your turn
F. Europe : 1. My Imaginary Travels (Netherlands) 2. Juliana's Site (Netherlands) 3. Picturing of Life (Netherlands) 4. your turn
G. Antarctica : 1. your turn
~ End Copy ~
Can the following blogger friends travel with me?
So, I'm gonna tag Holly Jean, Magikero, The Mom With Brownies and Your Dream Pool.
Petrol station on strike???
What really happen la??!!!
I bet everyone are rushing to the station to buy petrol / diesel and then caused road jam again...but all my colleagues are still here.It seems like they don't give a damn about it...kah!kah!kah!
Is this true or they just want to have a good sale????
This is so nonsense lar!!!
(Pity on the ones that have car)

Monday, June 23, 2008
Crazee about Indonesians!!!
Here's the romantic video clip
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Can't Wait To Watch This!!!
After i saw the sneak preview in tv that day and i'm stuck to it...It got a mixture of "The Matrix" and all the slow mo moves...so damn cool but the storyline, it kinda good. i'm just thrilled about all the action..hmm really can't wait lar!!LOL!!!
Here's the snippets of the story :
"25-year-old Wes was the most disaffected, cube-dwelling drone the planet had ever known. His boss chewed him out hourly, his girlfriend ignored him routinely and his life plodded on interminably. Everyone was certain this disengaged slacker would amount to nothing. There was little else for Wes to do but wile away the days and die in his slow, clock-punching rut. Until he met a woman named Fox. After his estranged father is murdered, the deadly sexy Fox recruits Wes into the Fraternity, a secret society that trains Wes to avenge his dad's death by unlocking his dormant powers. As she teaches him how to develop lightning-quick reflexes and phenomenal agility, Wes discovers this team lives by an ancient, unbreakable code: carry out the death orders given by fate itself. With wickedly brilliant tutors--including the Fraternity's enigmatic leader, Sloan--Wes grows to enjoy all the strength he ever wanted. But, slowly, he begins to realize there is more to his dangerous associates than meets the eye. And as he wavers between newfound heroism and vengeance, Wes will come to learn what no one could ever teach him: he alone controls his destiny."
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
Friday 13th
Freaky Friday it will be to some people too...LOL!!!
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
I'm in Ranau... -_-
Monday, June 2, 2008
Cassie - Is It You
Is It You Lyrics
Leavin - Jesse McCartney
Accoustic Version
Leavin lyrics
Hey baby girl, I’ve been watching you all day (all day x3)
Man that thing you got behind you is amazing (amazing x3)
You make me want to take you out and let it rain (let it rain x3)
I know you got a man but this is what you should say
Why don’t you tell him that I’m leavin’ never to come back again
You found somebody who does it better than he can
No more making you cry, no more them gray skies
Girl we flying on the G5 G5
And I’m leavin’ never lookin back again
So go on shawty and tell him you found a new man
The one who’s so so fly, the one that keep you high
Have me singing all night night night
Oh oh oh (repeat) man she got me singin
Oh oh oh oh (repeat)
Now if I talk it girl, you know that I will walk it out (walk it out x3)
Man I’ll put my money (money) where my mouth is (mouth is x3)
Cause you the baddest little thing that I’ve ever seen (ever seen x3)
So I'ma ask you one time if you got a man
Why don’t you tell him that I’m leavin’ never to come back again
You found somebody who does it better than he can
No more making you cry, no more them gray skies
Girl we flying on the G5 G5
And I’m leavin’ never lookin back again
So go on shawty and tell him you found a new man
The one who’s so so fly, the one that keep you high
Have me singing all night night night
Oh oh oh (repeat) man she got me singin
Oh oh oh oh (repeat)
Don’t stress, don’t stress, don’t stress
Just tell him to the left left left
Don’t stress, don’t stress, don’t stress
Cause we gone, and we gone, and we gone
No stress, no stress, no stress
Girl you deserve nothing but the best
No stress, no stress, no stress
Girl you need to tell him
That I’m leavin’ never to come back again
You found somebody who does it better than he can
No more making you cry, no more them gray skies
Girl we flying on the G5 G5
And I’m leavin’ never lookin back again
So go on shawty and tell him you found a new man
The one who’s so so fly, the one that keep you high
Have me singing all night night night night night
Oh oh oh (repeat) man she got me singin
Oh oh oh oh (repeat)
She got me singin al night night night night night
Man she got me singin
She got me singing, oh she got me singing
She got me singing, girl you got me singing
Aaaarrghhhh ..........
My New Baby
Small as it can be and it is light too!!!
I'm very happy.....
See...
Legendary designer Yves Saint Laurent dies at 71
Yves Saint Laurent, one of the most influential and enduring designers of the 20th century, will be remembered for empowering women through his fashion, a longtime friend and associate said.Sunday, June 1, 2008
Santai High Tea
Gotta get thru the stairway first...
Starbuckingssss again.... :)
The talkative table...
The Kamaatan Day
Here's a pic from my house, where early birds came and park at our area..
Then, i make myself 'rajin' to walk to KDCA...
as you all know Celcom is the main sponsor for this year Kaamatan...wooohooo... :) (my sis gettin her simcard upgrade for free..nah rugi who didn't go and me sempat posing...kekekeke)
After all the jalan-jalan, my kaki is aching...and i can see the clouds getting dark, which means it's gonna rain...and it rained heavily after that..hehehe...luckily sempat lari balik rumah...LOL!!!
To be continued for the rest of the photos!!!














