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Happy Weekend!!!
My tire was thumping
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She has moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
'What the hell was I thinking?'
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you .
I've changed my mind.I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go..
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in
Tennessee, Kentucky , West Virginia & South Dakota )
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you
It's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.
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So, how's your morning for today??? Fresh???...Crinkled???...Blur???
HAVE A GOOD MORNING AND A GREAT DAY AHEAD YAH!!!
And here are the random pics I took...
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One of the cats I managed to hold and took picture with...so adorable :D
At the Ring A....Judging time...
This cat is huge...the fur look like an afro.....just after the judge took out this cat everyone goes "Woooahhhh...." :D
This cat is also huge..so fluffy...
I had fun at the cat show...and that's my Saturday for today :D
Hmm...what plan for tomorrow????