Fun Things To Do When Bored At Work

Sooooo...are you bored in ur office???...

I mean really really bored.

Until u feel like chewing ur keyboard...ha ha ha ha...well, fear no more!!!

Here are some ideas that u might can kill ur time in ur office eck!....

#1 Pick up random objects and super glue them together to create abstract art. Display it on your desk or present it as a gift to someone in the office.

#2 Walk up to a co-worker and pretend to talk only using lip movements. Use funny hand gestures as well and just when the person starts getting irritated with your antics say " You better get your ears checked man!" and run to the next victim.

#3 Make up a funny incomprehensible language and go around the office talking to people in your language for at least an hour.

#4 Tell people they’ve got something stuck in their teeth and they better clean it up.

#5 In case you’ve got mobile chairs in the office ask someone to move you around in the office by pushing your chair. Go around the office visit every cubicle and ask people how their day is coming along.

#6 Make a buzzing sound which is loud enough for everyone around you. When everyone starts looking at you point suggestively at your neighbor and frown.

#7 Have an imaginary friend and keep talking to him/her aloud in the office.

#8 Have office Olympics and make people participate in funny games like three legged race or chair-racing . You can even have a typing contest where the one with the fastest typing speed wins.

#9 Pick up a funny accent and talk to your co-workers in the weird accent throughout the day.

#10 Try and google the names of people you know and see if you find anything interesting/funny. Walk up to those people and talk to them about the funny things you found out about them.

OooOOooh...now i got idea whenever i'm bored in the office...ha ha ha....i like #7 to have imaginary friend....sumtimes i talk to myself too...same to my friends here in the office... :)

What about you guys and gurls out there?...Tell what do u do when u r bored at workplace yah!!! Come lar...we share-share experience, knowledge, ideas and anything also can!!!

All are welcome!!!

Is this IQ or stupid director?

Old movie. New watch? Watch it out!

You need to hold the trigger to shoot someone or...?


Bows, arrows, ... and cellphones in the olden days?


Hmmm.... aero planes in the Trojan War?

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And here comes I hope everyone's fave.........

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Wow! In those days,... Adidas? Hmmm... branded Pirate!

but not as stupid as this one......

OR THIS ????????

No comment lah...........

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Wahahahahaaaa, i laugh so hard for the last 2 pics...LMAO!!!!!

Young and pretty lady wishes to marry a rich guy. Fantastic reply from a financial person

I got this from an email forwarded to me from a stranger...kehkehkeh...enjoy reading itboys and girls....

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm
very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k
annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary
of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is
not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual
salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry
rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual
income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to
move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden
(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and
addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few
girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to
marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty


Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls
out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze
your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than
$500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm
not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry
you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside,
what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A
provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However,
there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not
be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from
year to year, but you can't be prettier
year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an
appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal
depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset,
your value will be much worried 10 years later

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating
with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will
sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term ? same goes with
the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order
to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be
sold or "leased". Anyone with over
$500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not
marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a
rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person
with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do
contact me
signed, J.P. Morgan

True isn't it....what do you think?

Watched It!

Yes peeps, i have watched The Wanted lastnight and the movie is quite well, to my expectations lah. Although it's a 18-SG rated movie, it also got funny side and got one scene you might to watch out...bikin terkejut...hehehe...and alot of blood too....

Nice bullet...this bullet just don't go straight, it can go curve, it's just in your mind

The ending of the story was funny too on where Sloan said "What the f**k??"...hahahahaaaaaa... Oh well, i better don't tell you guys the whole story here...LOL! I give 4 stars out of 5 for this movie...(round of applause...clap clap clap)

Next step : Gonna watch Sex & The City, soon in the cinema although i'm not a big fan of the drama... :)

Just for your reading pleasure

0_O

The Wanted movie

Oh yes...i'm gonna watch the movie tonight!!!!!!!I had booked the tickets; one for myself, one for my bf and one for my sis!!!

Yahuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

As you can see here, it's at 1 Borneo...so this is my 1st time watching movie there.


OOoooOOohhhh i can't wait...

30 Things Everyone Should Know How To Do Before Turning 30

In 3 years time, i will become 30...so i stumbled upon this thing about 30 things everyone should know how to do before turning 30.

This 'know how' provides idiot-proof instructions for mastering these and other essential, face-saving, and possibly life-saving skills.

You will learn how to...

1.. wrap a present
2. start a successful fire in a fireplace, at a campsite, and in a barbecue
3. finish a piece of furniture
4. get a raise
5. order wine at a restaurant without getting stiffed
6. parallel park in three breathtakingly beautiful movements
7. dance a “slow dance” without looking like an idiot
8. use a full place setting properly, including chopsticks and Asian soup spoons
9. clean your place in under 45 minutes, when friends, relatives, or prospective lovers are coming by unexpectedly, and soon
10. hold your liquor
11. cure a hangover
12. do the Heimlich Maneuver
13. use a compass
14. change a flat
15. jump start a car
16. open a champagne bottle
17. send a drink to someone’s table
18. cook one “signature meal”
19. whistle with your fingers
20. take good pictures
21. fold a fitted sheet
22. remove common stains
23. sew a button
24. carve turkey, lasagna, and birthday cake
25. hold a baby
26. change a diaper
27. keep a plant alive for more than a year
28. make dogs and cats love you
29. help someone (an older or ill person, a woman you’re trying to impress, your mother) out of a car
30. write superior thank you notes

Hehehehe….i think I did most of it already…so, what about you boys and girls out there who are going to be 30 soon???...Heck, we still got time!!!

Woot!!! Woot!!!