what i had for my lunch mostly everyday

This is what i had for my lunch, mostly everyday...except yesterday my colleague spend me makan...hehehehe...

Tadaaaa....Hanching Piang (ngam ka this) and Nescafe (promote Starbucks sikit)


Only this make me full suda...and then make me sleepy la after this...jadi ular sawa...

Happy Lunch and Happy Afternoon everyone!!!!

Never translate IT terms to the Malay language

English for math and science. Because globally people use the language as information and/or technology language at this moment. How dangerous it is if we were to use these words in Bahasa, especially in schools. See example below.

hardware = barangkeras
software = baranglembut
joystick = batang gembira
plug and play = cucuk dan main
port = lubang
server = pelayan
client = pelanggan

Try to translate this:

ENGLISH :
"That server gives a plug and play service to the clients using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client."

BAHASA MALAYSIA :
"Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan."

Now You Know.... How terrible is that!!!

Ahbeng looking for a wife

Got this from a friend thru email... :D

This is a story about Ahbeng in search of a wife with the help of his mother, Ahkew. One day Ahbeng 's mother bring home 3 pretty girls and introduce to Ahbeng.

The 3 pretty girls name and occupation :
1.) Ahuey - Telephonist
2.) Ahmoi - Primary Skool Teacher
3.) Ahlian - Bus Conductor

Ahbeng very excited lar of course then after a while of chatting with the girls his mother asked him.

Ahkew : Ahbeng, how ? Which one you like the most ?
Ahbeng : I like Ahlian the most
Ahkew : Aiyoh bus conductor only wor! where got future wan? Ahmoi not bad leh! gomen work you know? good benefit, next time your children wanna goto skool also easy
Ahbeng : Ahmah dunwan laaa!!
Ahkew : Why dunwan?
Ahbeng : bcoz skool teacher they love to say "PLEASE REPEAT!! DO AGAIN!!! I Want it done 10 times...SOME MORE, SOME MORE! " Like this very tiring everynite I can die one ahmah!
Ahkew : aiyoo!!! then Ahuey lar! at least she is better than Ahlian
Ahbeng : Dunwan also! ahmah, she is telephonist la! they love to say " WAIT A MINIT! PLEASE HOLD ON!" dem potong stim lidat ahmah where got mood to make baby la?
Ahkew : Aiyoyo!!! then what u like about Ahlian so much? bus conductor only wor!!! Where got future one ?
Ahbeng : Ahmah you dunno wan la ... I always take mini bus to KL, those women bus conductor always say " BANG! MASUK BELAKANG!!! MASUK DALAM SIKIT!!! DALAM ADA TEMPAT!!! MASUK MASUK!!!" (in yingrish it means "go in behind, go deep inside! go deeper some more! inside still got place!! deeper! deeper!!!) everytime they say like dat i also very excited one !!!!

Wahahahahahaaaa!!!!

The Blackout 21042008

As you all know that there were a blackout last night. It all started at around 6.40 pm. I was on my way going home when suddenly it blackout in Taman Jumbo. I thought it was only in that area but nooo, the blackout went up till the city. And i tell you, the jam was soooo damn horrible. Everyone was pushing their way in the middle of the traffic lights and all the junctions.

This one was in Luyang...the house on the right looks like haunted, so dark.


This one is at the U-Turn near Hilltop. Jammed!

When i reached home, it is still no electricity...aaaarrgghhh.....i cannot take my hot shower, so i have to wait in the dark. But then like after 15 minutes, the electricity is back...yeeayy...so i quickly take my shower with no waiting again...Had dinner afterwards and then watched the news and changed channel to watched Akademi Fantasia 6.

As my bf wants to turn on my pc, guess what???!!!...BLACKOUT AGAIN!!!...iisssh...then everyone blame it on my bf..hehehehe...Gosh and it's getting hot and i'm getting sleepy wit all this. Everyone in the house, my mum, my sis, my bf and me starting to "kipas-kipas" for ourselves. Everyone got their own kipas and lying on the sofa. While me...hehehe...lying on the floor, which because the floor is quite cold...kekeke...Then, i'm getting so bored...playing wit my handphone...

Candles...


In black & white...

This suddenly reminds me of time kecik-kecik we play the spirit-spirit, well not me la, my friend...spooky!!!To be honest i am the most penakut one!!

Untitled..(help me on this, if u can)

I'm sitting here all alone
Reminisces all the memories
Cover up all the bad ones
Like the blanket on me
Life will just passing by
Each day with a different smile
Leaves keep on falling
The green grass keep on waving
The winds stroke my face
Like a mild touch on a baby
Sprinkles of rain
Touching my skins
The desire to be free
Out in the freeland
Hearts keep on pounding
Spirits left on high
Open your eyes
And see the world
With an outrageous mind
Circle up the universe
Stretched wings
Shimmering lights
Come back to my reality

Sitting under the old oak tree
Holding a daisy
And be praised that I'm living in a world of LOVE!

Oooh Penelope...

Well, thanx to Amie on her promoting of an adult fairy tale movie called Penelope (acted by Christina Ricci). I managed to watch it over the weekend. The story is so touching and it got moral values.

It is a story about Penelope, who is a young woman who can't break this nose-curse until someone "of your own kind" loves her for who she is.

"Sweet sweet Penelope"

Oh ya, i don't think this movie will be showing in Malaysia. You know what i mean (oink oink)...

The moral of the story...Love yourself as what you are and follow your heart~~~

Oh my...

You must see this....



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